Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Watch Out Mikey! (Obama Joke)

Obama visits a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

"Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions:

First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?

Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?

Fourth, Why are we lending dollars to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time…Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Mikey," he responds.

"And what is your question, Mikey?"

"Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, What happened to Walter?"

(Found as a 'comment' on one of countless blog comments I've read...if it is yours, please let me know by 'commenting' in my blog, and I will give you the credit you deserve! (I thought it was cute.) 

6 comments:

  1. October 16, 2012
    Hello, my fellow American voters!
    I watched the Oct. 3rd and Oct. 16th presidential and Oct. 11th vice-presidential debates.
    1st Romney-Obama debate covered 7 topics: jobs; budget deficit/debt; social security/entitlements; federal regulation of economy; healthcare; federal government role in economy; partisan gridlock.
    2nd Romney-Obama debate covered 11 topics: college graduate jobs; gas prices; taxes; equal pay; Bush policies; Obama’s record; illegal immigrants; Libya; assault weapons; jobs; candidate misperceptions.
    Ryan-Biden debate covered 10 topics: Libya; Iran; economy; medicare/social security/entitlements; taxes/tax reform/spending/budget cuts; military policy; Afghanistan; Syria; abortion; negative campaign tactics.
    As an INDEPENDENT female feminist (egalitarian) voter, I support the Romney/Ryan ticket.
    Romney and Ryan won all three debates, although Obama improved some in the 2nd debate.
    Ryan won despite Biden’s consistently rude/disrespectful behavior during the debate
    (Biden interrupted Ryan often, laughed often while Ryan was talking, pointed his finger often).
    Biden’s tactics to evade issues/truth were disrespectful to Americans interested in facts, figures, forecasts, and solutions for real people with real problems.
    Romney and Ryan won with substance, directness, integrity, respect, clarity, facts, commitment, inspiration, and leadership.
    These debates confirm that Romney and Ryan are the best persons in terms of qualifications and character to lead our country to solve problems and make life better for all Americans.
    I am inspired by Romney/Ryan, and I hope that you are too!
    Best regards,
    Cas Lee

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  2. You've hit the nail right on the head, Cas. I'm happy to hear that you are paying such close attention, and trust that you are sharing your insights with those who may not be...which, unfortunately, is most of the country. Sadly, under 60% of our citizens even take the time to get out and vote at all - let alone being able to see beyond their own, immediate, personal interests. As I believe you know, it's so important as Americans, and voters, to see the BIG picture in this election. The left is counting on the larger majority of our electorate, majoring in the minors, and falling for all of their divisive tactics. Thanks for your comment!

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    1. Hilarious joke. Sadly, Walter in today's campaign would have been labeled a racist because he disagreed with our thin skinned leader. C'mon 11-6!

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  3. I hope to God that OHIO can give it up for Romney!!

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